Issue 01
No. 01The Green CheeksSpec sheetv.04
Premium Bamboo Toilet Paper, image 1 of 5
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Issue 01The Green Cheeks

Premium Bamboo Toilet Paper

Everything you need for a gentler bathroom experience. Premium bamboo toilet paper that's soft on you and kind to the planet.

Order before 4:00 pm for next-day delivery with Evri or DPD.

3
Ply
200
Sheets per roll

£32.99 one-time

Or subscribe from £29.69 and save 10%

In stock

  • FSC® certified, the mark of responsible forestry, licence C007915
  • Registered with The Vegan Society
  • Allergy UK Allergy Friendly Product Award
  • 1% for the Planet business member
  • Plastic-free
  • No BPA
  • No PFAS
  • Elemental Chlorine Free
  • Premium 3-ply bamboo fibre
  • 200 sheets per roll
  • Plastic-free packaging
  • FSC® certified bamboo
  • Hypoallergenic & septic safe
Spec · 01

Three plies, no compromise.

200 sheets per roll, three full plies. The same construction as the premium tree-pulp leader, without the chemicals.

Spec · 02

Fragrance-free, period.

No fragrance, no dye. Hypoallergenic and septic-safe.

Spec · 03

Recyclable, kerbside-ready.

Recycled kraft outer and an FSC® certified compostable inner. The cardboard box goes straight in your kerbside recycling.

Spec · 04

FREE next-day ship.

Free UK delivery, with next-day options via DPD. One box of 48 lasts a household a good while.

No. 02 / 06What’s in the box

The composition, laid out plainly.

Inner#7A8B5C

FSC® Certified bamboo pulp

100% of paper
Outer#243826

Recycled kraft outer

100% post-consumer
Print#D7B7A1

Soy-based print ink

Vegan, low VOC
Wrap#B8593A

Recycled outer wrap

Kerbside recyclable

No. 03 / 06Test reports

Receipts. Six of them.

Every claim on this page traces back to a report, a panel, or a certification body. The summaries to the right name the test and the source.

Spec sheet · No. 02

100%
bamboo fibre, confirmed by furnish analysisTest-Tech, independent UK lab
0
BPA, PFAS, inks, dyes or fragranceindependently UK lab-tested
C007915
FSC® chain-of-custodyFSC® certified supply chain
Vegan
approved by The Vegan Societyno animal testing
Septic
safe: fibres break down and prevent clogsdispersal tested
0g
plastic anywhere in the packagerecycled cardboard box

Lab tested

Independently UK lab tested.

A chemical-free loo roll for everyday comfort. Independently tested by UK laboratories, not by us.

Verified · UK facilities

  • No BPA
  • No PFAS forever chemicals
  • Elemental Chlorine Free (ECF) whitening
  • No inks, no dyes, no added fragrance
  • Chemical-free everyday comfort

Verified by UK testing facilities.

  • FSC® certified, the mark of responsible forestry, licence C007915
  • Registered with The Vegan Society
  • Allergy UK Allergy Friendly Product Award
  • 1% for the Planet business member

No. 05 / 06Verified reviews

Households that switched and stayed.

04 / Frequently asked

Everything everyone asks first.

Pick a frequency (from every 2 weeks to every 8 months). We ship on schedule, charge on shipment, and you can skip or cancel any time. 10% off every subscription box. Free UK delivery.
Bamboo is plant-grown, regrows in months, and tests softer than recycled paper without the chemical processing.
Yes. Fully safe in septic tanks, biodegradable, and dissolves quickly in water. Bamboo breaks down faster than wood pulp, preventing clogs in caravan plumbing, marine sanitation, and composting toilets. Suitable for any bathroom off the grid.
Free UK delivery, usually next day if you order before 4pm. We ship with Evri or DPD, and every order is covered by a 30-day money-back guarantee.
None of them: no fragrance, no dyes, and no BPA. We use ECF (Elemental Chlorine Free) whitening. Eurofins UK lab testing confirms BPA below detection and 32 PFAS compounds below quantification.
Same paper, same ply. New box and a more honest copy deck.

No. 06 / 06Pairs well

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